
I've been going to parades for as long as I can remember. I lived in the New Orleans area until I was 6, and I used to sit on my dad's shoulders at the smaller Mardi Gras parades on the West Bank. I didn't actually go to any of the really big Mardi Gras parades in the city itself until high school. After New Orleans, we moved to Jackson, Mississippi, which had one big blowout parade each year for St Paddy's Day, featuring the infamous Sweet Potato Queens, the source of much teenage eye-rolling and mockery. I don't think I'd mock them now, but at the time it seemed like everybody's mama in a 100-mile radius was dressed up in wigs and sequins and generally making a fool of herself; all I really cared about then was whether they were good tippers.
In college, I still made it to parades, either in New Orleans or more likely Jackson. When we moved to San Francisco, there were lots of them that I never went to: Chinese New Year, Pride, Dia de los Muertos, etc. Actually, I did make it to Pride once, for about 15 min, and Dia de los Muertos was in my neighborhood so we'd participate in that, but none of the others. I was either pregnant or had a small baby the whole time we lived there, and it just wasn't much fun to go to parades at that point.
Now we live in rural Tennessee, and theres only one parade in the town nearest to us: the Independence Day Parade. Logan's old enough to be into catching loot off of floats, and has been pseudorandomly stomping around yelling "Par-ade! Par-ade!" for months, so that's where we were this morning... despite the fact that this the fourth or fifth time that I've been in the area for the 4th.
It was completely unlike any parade I've ever been to. The theme was "Sequatchie County's 150th Birthday", so most of the actual floats involved birthday cakes.

Jesus was there. No comment.

There was a guy playing a little organ. He actually got some deserved applause.

Local beauty queens. I think they're acutally called "Fairest of the Fair", because the competittion is held during the County Fair (which is only 6 weeks away:)

... and most disturbingly, a fleet of children on variously sized motorcycles and 4-wheelers.

Naptime's over.